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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
she replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
she answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
she said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREsT


8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
What is the meaning of PyaR
think
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR
shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???



Ok.. the answer is sodium...




Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for sodium....
sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????

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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....
This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?



Its Mr.Rashid latif



how?



Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
RealiTy
if u tell a man there r 300 billion stars in d universe, he''ll believe u.Bt if u tell him a park bench has jst been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 b sure.
Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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socho socho!
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Har Mani!
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Arey simple Yaar!
Marawa Parinda..
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher
Munna bhai : Yaar circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai..
Usko letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit : Bindaas likhne ka.. sister I love you. Tumhara Munna bhai