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By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main




Haseen Wadiyo’n Main




Dilkash Baagho’n Main




Aap Jesa













1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
Any Man Who Can Drive safely


While Kissing A Girl


Is


simply Not Giving The KIss The Attention


It Deserves . . .
To Know A Person
Walk A Mile In His shoes


Then




Then What ? ? ?








He Is One Mile Away, U Have His shoes . . . .


JuzZZ RuNnN . . . ;->
Here Is some Career Advice


First, Listen To Your Heart




Then




Listen To Your Brains




Then




Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
Love Is second Mistake Created By GOD





Off course GIRLs Are The First . . . ! ! !






But The Fact Is That




Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?




















Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa sako . . . ;->
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?



Khamoshi se Kitchen Main Jao



Cabnit Main se OIL Nikalo




Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro



Phir












Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni saheli se:

"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar Ab Unki shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->
Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par

De Rha Hy Koi Faraib shaadi K naam Par

Jaari Kia Hy Jab se Musharraf Ne

"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil Azaadi K Naam Par ;->
knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!