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Q : Mere Pass Chakku Hai

Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??

Answer :

Mere Pass

Mere Pass

NOKIA Hai Aur Usme

BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.

During School Days

During school Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"

What Will U Call

What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???

A-Crow-t

What Do You Call

What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??

Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)

Ek bacha apne

Ek bacha apne ammi se: ammi abbu bohat sharmeelay hain.

Ammi: haan sach, agar tumharay abbou sharmeelay na hotay to tu 5 saal bara hota ;->

TUM Hi TUM HO"

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main
Rony Main

Jagny Main
sony Main

Pany Main
Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main
student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAs" Banaya... ;->

Only True Friends

Only True Friends stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .

I Promise You

I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->

Baba Black

Baba Black sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?

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Abay Gadhe Black sheep sepoocha Tha
Tujh se Nahi . . .

I Was Standing In The Park

I Was standing In The Park

Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger

As They Get Closer . . .

Then

It Hit Me . . . ;->

If I were to make

If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

sWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUs=you;

but but but

LIAR=me

The Devils Challenged

The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

We Have Got All The Cricketers,

said The Angels.

Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)

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