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Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy

Or

Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .

JAwAni pe LAgA shAbbAb

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Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIKAR
TAsBiH
se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
Batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:sir sms Free krwa dain.
Football Main Kitni side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother

Then

Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere so
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia style Hy

Aur

Kia smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

she Felt shy


He Told In Her Ear










DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Tim Tim Kerde Taare

Na Koi Msg

Na Koi Bell

Ki Gal Ae Pyare

Kyun ?

Paise Mukh Gaye Ne saarey . . .? ;->
EnGLish shyEri

The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From

The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor

shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door

And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR" ;->
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
If somebody comes n
Tell u,
That you Are FOOL,
Don''t Be Afraid,
Goto him
Catch his Neck
And Tell him

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"kisi hor noo na dassi" ;->