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Begaane Kaun Hai?








Jo Gaane B se shuru Honge..


Begaane
Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me sale He... 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He :)
From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??



















From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
sardar: B.Com Final year!
Ppl U Have seen sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not sreeshant . . . ;->
Ppl U Have seen sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not sreeshant . . . ;->
What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om shanti Om . . . ? ? ?

















Ek Chutki sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .











Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
sHOLAY
Is That . . .
































Basanti Kutto''n K saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
Khuda se COMPUTER Manga

LAPTOP Dya


CYCLE Mangi

CAR Di



HUT Manga

BANGLA Dya



DOsT Manga

TUM Ko Dya




Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ? ;->
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???










Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
subha shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?






Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar se Aap shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal saktay . . .!!