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sardar: Khan sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: susral Walo se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
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Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din sy saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,

Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,

Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?



Girl : Me Tm se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->