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To Prove His LUV..

To Prove His LUV..

He swam D DEEPEsT Rivr!

Climbd D HIGHEsT Mountin!

Crosd D HOTEsT Desrt!

she-Divorcd Him...

Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.

Aye Kassssssh!

Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.

Musharaf To Arbab

Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUsHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho

Tum Chand se Khobsorat Ho sitaron se Poch Lo

Tum Pholon se Khobsorat Ho Bharon se Poch Lo

Tum Larki se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
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Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

shopkeeper : sir,

Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein

Ya Koi Acha sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!

Aik Dost Toilet Ma

Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)

Collage Ki Ladki.

Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!

1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:

1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?

Dosra Amaq:

Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!

ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.

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