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80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->

How True ...

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To sleep

2 - Like To study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Top 6 Reasons To Be A

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain sharam Nahi Aati ???

Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->

Piece Of Philosophy

Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka saamne se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi

Moral :

Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...

Is Ko Kehte Hyn

Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Do I Look stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually someone said To Me That

" I Look Like U "

Judge:Why Did U

Judge:Why Did U shoot Ur Wife Instead Of shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To shoot My Wife Once
Instead shooting 1 Man Every Week ...

Wo Choom Le Ek Baar

Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend

Un Ki Awaz sunte sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao

"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To

Deewar Per!:

Deewar Per!:

Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.

Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.

Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam

Kute Ka Lage Ga.

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