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Think for a moment that someone is missing you.





Think for an hour that someone is missing you.



Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.


Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.






After your death really someone will be missing you.
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



see I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
After all I have decided to write a sad sMs.
Just see below!
























I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
Tum Bohat Hi

sweet

Cute

Decent

Good Looking

Nice

Intelligent



Lardke Ka sms Parh Rahe Ho...
iTs sUx bUt just fOr fUn

Poti Ka Kya Hy Poti To Poti Hoti Hy.
Iska Konsa BEsAN Ban Jana Hy. BEsAN Ban
B Gya To Iske Konse PAKORE Ban Jane Hain.
PAKORE Ban B Gaye To Wo Konse KHAYE Jane Hain.
KHAA B Liye To Wo Konse HAZAM Ho Jane Hain.
HAZAM Ho B Gaye To Banni Phir Uski Poti Hai Naa.
To Poti Ka Kya Hy. Poti To Poti Hai :->
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time she Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load shedding?
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Family Planing
Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
Assi Jinnan da rah har ghari tak dey reh, O aaye tey ghari ghari, "Ghari" tak dey reh
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.

Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.

Kaisey?


sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil

to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey




"Haseen O Jamil"
This is an sMs

























Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai


Asli sentence hai,


This is a sMs
In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,

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Now He Is Retired...!!