This is an SMS

This is an SMS
This is an SMS

























Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai


Asli sentence hai,


This is a SMS
  

May, 18 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2750 views       Funny

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''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''


Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?




Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,

Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
KaASsh...




aaj thori barish ajaye...


Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...


Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...


Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
3 gift from govt pakistan
on NEW year 2008





1.Gas band

2.Bijli band

3.Atta band



Agr ap chahte ho k awam ki
gand b band ho jae tu "CYLE"
PER MOHR LAGAO.
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..



Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

A

B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
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XCÜS€ M€ !!!
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Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?

Ehsas hy mera..?

Bus me he SmS kroon..?

Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..
What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?




























Who Cares?? ..... ;->
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->