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Which Was The First Nike shop?




Ans : The First Barber''s shop In Pakistan

(Naai Ki Dukaan)
Lil Bad One lAwlX

Height Of Romantic shayiri
World''s Best Romantic shaiyri



Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri

Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,

Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere

Labo se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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Wife: Darling Where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?

Husband: We''ll Go 2 African Jungle safari

Wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?

Husband: I''ll Bring U Back
Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
Khush Ho Jao

Bhangra Dalo

Cityan Maro

Table Bajao

Takrain Maro

Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao

Gol Gol Ghomo

Aaj Rat


Han Aj Raat




12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye


Bivi Ne Kaha.


Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao


Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Don se shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
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Don se shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
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Kiyou ke.....
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Don shadi shuda hai... :D
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..

"Parlor se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho skta Hai Wo Ap Ki saas Ho" . ;->
Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?

Zardari : Beta White

Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.

Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
sms Pakag.

Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
Pakistan Ka.

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Waqt B.
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.