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Boy: U R sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo sonf spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari
Wife says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj say Hr Larki Ko Maa samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->
God

sends


Us


Meat,


The


Devil


sends


Us


Cooks.

Proverb
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.
Hello Ji..

Haan Ji..

Ji Ji..

Really

Phir

sachi

Acha Kese?

G Haan

Kiya

Oh Nahee Ji

"sorry Wrong Number"
sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki se shaadi Ki..

Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..

sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..

Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
The Easiest Way


To Make Your


Old Car Run Better,


Is To Check


The Prices


0f New Car ... !!
shoaib Akhtar says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,





Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|