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It''s important to

It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

Majnoo Laila Ki

Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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Kitne Dino se sr Nhi Dhoya?

Pathan Ro Raha Tha

Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska shave Boht Chubta Hay

Musharaf Teen (3)

Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon sy Buhut Parishan Hay.

No:1 Long March

No:2 Nawaz sharif

And

so simple

Apun K sms se !

Maa Maa

Maa

Maaaa

Maaaaaa

Maaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaaarch

What iz dis?

stupid..!

This iz
"LONG MARCH"

Kajra Re"

Kajra Re"

If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud say 2 His Nephew?

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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara shanshah"

Just Say 3 Wordz

Just say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go

4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"

Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

Unsy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki surAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

shukriyA

Father Askd 2

Father Askd 2 H¡s sOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To seekha Ho Ga?
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søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

son:Kitab Kholna. .

Duniya Ki Sabse

Duniya Ki sabse slippery City Kaun si Hai???

Guess

Guess

I More Tym

Ohoooooo...

Its Greece.

First Guy (Proudly)

First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"

second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s still Alive."

"BOLAY TO"

Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI usKA chOKOR;

"BOLAY TO"

sali Ek dUM . . .!"

1 2 ka 4

1 2 ka 4

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