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21st Century Is Truly LIFELEss:
Communication: WIRELEss
Cooking:FIRELEss
Youth:JOBLEss
This Msg: MEANINGLEss
sender:PRICELEss
Reader:UsELEss
Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu



Plz


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Mafi maang lo

Me bht rhm dil hun..
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Across Pakistan!!
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Aik Bacha Boht Der se Ro Raha Tha.Us Ki Maan Keh Rahi Thi .Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chiye ,Tofee ,Bikit, Chips ,Du Du..?

Baby Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs Ait
DRL FRND =P
Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hay?
studnt:Imran Hashmi.
Teachr:Wo Kaisay
studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.
Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?



Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
"Easy Load"
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?


socho,

Aik aur dafa soch lo.

Nahee pata, to suno

"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" samjhey
ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,


ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
Pataane se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,

Pataane se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?








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''VODAFONE''
Husband: Tumse shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!