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duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
Agar tumhari zindagi k aakhri pal reh ghaye hoon to tum kya karo ghey?

"mujh sey maafi mango ghey"!

Chalo mein tumhein kehta hoon k meinein tumhein maaf kiya ab..........
''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

son On "India Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper
Don''t Love Reliance Girl

she Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl

Don''t Love Hutch Girl

she Follows U Where Ever You Go

so Love Only Landline Girl

she Will Be At Home.
salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

sardar-Boss Mai sab Dukan Gaya Per sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nahi Mil
Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
seven Phases Of Life


1) studies


2) Games


3) Entertainment


4) Love


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Life Ends When Love starts...!!!
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,

pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies