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Lite can replace sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
No guarnti
No replacmnt
Jo Tumko ho PAsAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
socho




sOCHO naa










Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAs nahi karna chaiye!
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par safar karey to kya ho gha?


Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

so Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!
Experiencd Man says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

start Whn Boy starts Luking At A Girl.


It Begins,

Whn she Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy
dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,




na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai
Ek Ladka Ghar Der se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.

Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...


''Baap Ki Maar''
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

sIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein

Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?

Munna Bhai:simple Yaar...

He U Move sideways,Let The Airforce Come In