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agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?



aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey


to mein batata hoon



"Chalein KFC"?
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He said:

0300-******* ... ;->
If You Tried Your Best



And



You Failed



The Lesson You Would Learn

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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->
King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
tujhe bhool jana jana,.






mushkil naheen
Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar se Nikalte Ho Tou
Larke Larkia''n Aap ko Hasrat se Dekhte Hyn ,
Aahe''n Bharte Hyn Aur sochte Hyn





Ye "HuMayuN" Ka DosT Hy Na



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Kaash Hum Bhi Hote ... ;->
aaj raat chandani hai,




kal raat b shayad ho
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,
We can remain frnds in this way
agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?


Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b sPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)