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Boy: Jotashi Meri shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar sakta Hoon!

Boy: Jotashi Meri shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar sakta Hoon!

Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!

A Girl speaks To A Boy

GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..

Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?

Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha

sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill status

sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill status

sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

Tourist: Whose skeleton Is That?

santa: Tipu sultan''s skeleton.

Tourist: And smaller skeleton Next To It?

santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child

aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,

In other words I have wasted too much time

aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,

yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta

budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,

waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai

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