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Mujh Me Aur Aap
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Mujh Me Aur Aap
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Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai??
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Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha....
Press Karne Ko Nahi.
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May, 17 2010
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''A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?
Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...
Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai
Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?
"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
A bOy Goes To See
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
5 baj gaye hain
Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,
Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.
Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"
Doctor to bot
Dr: Do exercise daily for good health
Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
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Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.
ha ha
The boss came
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->
1 Chota Munna Boht
1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka
a black guy was giv
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
Wat Does A Witch
Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom Service
I just met your duplicate
I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name...
But
you ignored me and continued to eat
Banana
and
swing
on the Tree... :p
''Humne bhi pyar kiya
''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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