Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

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May, 17 2010     224 chars (2 sms)     2897 views       Funny

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Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHWAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
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Aap Ka Dost ?
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Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
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G Nahi

Sirf Aur Sirf







Aap Ki








CHAPPAL . . . . ;->
What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??















Umar Gul
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

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usee ispghool
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN
What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
''Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega