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mohalley wale bohat kanjoos hein

pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

pathan larki se i love you

pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

eid wale din roza rakhe wo shaitan hy

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.

Aur

Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?

Aray Sahi Pehchana

Wo pathan hy ... =P ;)

batao allama iqbal kon hain?

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

pathanon ne eid k baad

pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

a pathan called fm radio said

A pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

1 pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia

1 pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)

pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

2 ghantay aatay ki line mai

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

d card k golden numbers dikhao?

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

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