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Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha

Ek pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???

pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->

PAthAn 2 BosS

pathan 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!

BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->

Translate into english.

Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".

Aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

SHALWAR bandhane k lye

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA

pathan: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
pathan jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->

mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga .

pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?

pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->

Pathan participated in a cooking

pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
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"Naswar Ghosht"

e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.

A boy 2 pathan:

A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.

pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga

Yara hum bohat preshan hai

pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

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