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Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran








Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K








Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n








Band Hotel Huey
pathano''n k ... ;->

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz


pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

1 Adm¡ Ne pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?




































pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai


1 pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->

pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->


Aik pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To pathan Bola:


"Saboot To Utha Loa"


Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->

2 pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)

Aik pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra




"Demag" Yar..... :->


pathan: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
pathan:



"OPERATION THEATRE"