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d card k golden numbers dikhao?

pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

ek pathan ghalti se

Ek pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)

during the match

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.

pathan namaz parhnay gya

pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le

1 pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

log kehte hain k badam pistey

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...

Ghalat Kehte Hain.

Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand pathan Hota. :-)

acha to phir kal time se aa jana

Bhikari pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

driver k saath bhaag gai

pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?

pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)

garam shakar kandi

pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

garam shakar kandi

pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

1 pathan ki 10 betiya thi

1 pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)

ek pathan bandoq le kar

Ek pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi pathan Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)

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