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Pathanon ne eid k baad

pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

A pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia

1 pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli

pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Ek pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)

During the match

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.

Pathan namaz parhnay gya

pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

1 pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

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