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Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...

Ghalat Kehte Hain.

Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand pathan Hota. :-)

Bhikari Pathan sy!

Bhikari pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?

pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)

Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay thy

pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

1 pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar

Ek pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi pathan Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)

Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n

Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)

: Nothing ka kiya matlb hai

pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

camery wala ha

pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

camery wala ha.. :p ;->

sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka

teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

ek pathan mobile company

Ek pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

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