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Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya

Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya pathano Ne...

Friend 2 pathan.

Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu

Phansi se pehle jailer

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai

pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''

pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN pathan,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna

Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

pathan Said:
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John Cena

Pathan Namaz Parh

pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

pathan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

Pathan interview dene gaya.

pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?

To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy

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