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1 bar 300 pathan ship

1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the

laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaise?

nothing seriuos...

ship bich main kharab ho gai

to daka dene neche uttar gaye.

yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?

yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?

mAine Abhi cAl Ki tO pathan BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''

Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter

Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe

pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga

Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey

PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

pathan to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy

DOCTOR:
Khy?

pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.

Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?

pathan:
Phone krte waqt.

Man 2 Pathan:

Man 2 pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?

Aik shaks punjabi

Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......

Man 2 Pathan :

Man 2 pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi

pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->

EK Pathan Ofice K

EK pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha
Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “
Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di
Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy
10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui
Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

Election Fever. . .

Election Fever. . .

1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay

1 pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya

Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”

pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->

Shair:Arz kia hai

Shair:Arz kia hai

pathan Irshad irshad.

Shair:Arz kai hai.

pathan:Irshad irshad.

Shair:Abey Kamine bolne
To do

pathan:Wah Wah Wah

1Pathan exam dene gaya to sath may "PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya

1pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!

Kiun?

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pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->

Patan Apni Girlfrend

Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''

Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do

pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->

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