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EiK PatHaN CycLE

EiK pathan CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa

AuR

JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!

LaRki Oh My GoD!

pathan HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."

Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

MQM: Aslaha le lo

Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
pathan: Istaqbal karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

1 Adm¡ Ne pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

1 pathan 12 floor pe

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli

agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!

Mumbai attacks kay baad

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

1 Aadmi TeleScope

1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

pathan B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
pathan Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
.
Kyun?
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.
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki

Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,

pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..

Man 2 pathan:

Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.

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