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Naqli Note

Ek pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.

Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.

pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.

PTCL waly

pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

pathan to another pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?

2nd pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.

pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.

WO konsi ungli

Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...

BODY SPRAY MANGEGA

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

Naya Gaali

pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye.
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WAPDA wala:Q sir ?
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pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.

yar maachis kahaan hai?

2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

Pathan Ka Interview Tha

pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:

English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Bachna ae Hasinoo

Ye keh kr pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,

Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO pathan

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