''1 pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, pathan-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
--> Ek pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
