pathan SMS Messages522 messages

pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....

peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan

Judge Said To Pathan:

Judge Said To pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->

1 Pathan hamesha

1 pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"

pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->

A Pathan Was

A pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do

Question To Pathan:

Question To pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?

pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were pathan.

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho

Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo

Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo

Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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pathano
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Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega

Pathan To Imran Hashmi

pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai

Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?

pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Na

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???

pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->

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