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Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

A pathan & his

A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->

Pathan,sindhi, Balochi

pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->

Sardar sharaab peeta

Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>

1st ever intelligent pathan..

1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??

pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

Ek pathan 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

pathan ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->

1 Pathan roti k

1 pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->

1 pathan or uski

1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe

to driver ne shisha set kiya

pathan chillaya or bola

tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai

tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,

Pathan joined

pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga

What wil a pathan say when

What wil a pathan say when he wil be asked

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Rose petal na hota tu kia hota
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Simple yar
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Kocha "HANKIES" hota ;->

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

1 Jamadar Gutter

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]

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