pathan SMS Messages522 messages

Tusi sadi jaan ho

Tusi sadi jaan ho

Punjabi ho ya pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya Shezan ho

Angel ho ya Shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-

Air Hostess To Pathan :

Air Hostess To pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .

Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne

pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai

Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?

pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-pathan
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)

1 Chutki Naswaar

1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->

1 chutki NASWAR

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya

1 pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->

Pathan ko rastay

pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

Teacher asked pathan

Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
..
.
.

pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..

Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se

Ek pathan Doosre pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->

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