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Once A Pathan Was Asked

Once A pathan Was Asked

"Khan G Aapka Favourate Song Kon Sa Hai?"

Khan Sahb Replied:

"Larki Kyon,

Na Jane Kyon Larkon Si Nahi Hoti" ;-)

1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

1 pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?

Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya

Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.

Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila

pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila
Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K
Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega
pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo
Kbhi Khatam Na Ho
1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya
pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi
Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes
pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?

1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me

1 pathan Or American Dinner Me

Paaye Kha Rahe The,

American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,

American Bola What S This?

pathan Bola " This Is Language"

1st Dost:

1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?

1st Dost:
Sirf pathan Hi pathan.

Teacher To Pathan :

Teacher To pathan :

"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...

pathan:

Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->

Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:

Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"

1 pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...

Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko

pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->

Womenz Day Par

Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne pathan Se Kaha

"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"

pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:

"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha

Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.

Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan

Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D

Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,

Ek pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur

Shahid Kapoor.

Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?

pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->

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