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Pathan Apni Biwi

pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,

Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:

"Kya Huwa??" pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta

Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."

EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...

pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha

o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...

doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool

Pathan:

pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,

1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?

Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

pathan:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-

1 Pathan apna rishta

1 pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.

Teacher:

Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!

1 kabutar pathan k

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

Pathan Public Toilet mei gya to Diwar Pr Likha tha

pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

Socho U.S.A jis se Darta Hay Un sab K Aakhir May

Socho
U.S.A jis se Darta Hay
Un sab K Aakhir May
(N)
Aata hay
Quran,
Taliban,
Pakistan,
Iran,
Usama bin ladin,
Afghanistan,
Wazirstan
Cheen
pathan
&
Khalid Jan

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