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Height Of Fear

Height Of Fear

2 pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi

Ek pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->

Teacher Pathan Sy:

Teacher pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

pathan:
"ZARDARI"

Pathan Sardar Se

pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

Sardar: Nahi Yara..

pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)

Today''s Most Needed Thought

Today''s Most Needed Thought

Jab Hamara Deen 1
Allah 1
Rasool (S.A.W)1
Quran 1
Kaa''ba 1
To Phir Ham Firka Paristi Ki Aag Main Q Jal Rahe Hay.
.Kuch Shar Pasand Log Hamare Shehar Aur Mulk Me Fasad Kar Wa Rhe He. Kb Tak pathan, Muhajir, Sindhi, Balochi, Punjabi, Kashmiri, Saraiki Aur Dosri Cast Ki Waja Se Apas Me Nafrat Rakhe Ge...
Allah Ka Farman Hay Jisne Aek Insan Ki Jan Li To Osne Puri Insaniyat Ki Jan Li.
Plz Shar Pasand Anasir Se Bachye Aur Apna Aur Apne Azizo Ka Khayal Rakhye.

1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha

1 pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha
Aftari K Waqt Jo Bhi DUA
Karo Kabul Hoti Hai...

Pehle Rozey Ki Aftari K Waqt

Khan Sahab:

YA ALLAH

Subha EID Ho Jae... ;->

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan

1 pathan 2sre pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki English Kia Hogi

2nd pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)

1 pathan: Roze ke

1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha,
2nd pathan: Abe ye kya tera roza nahi hai?
1st pathan: Mera Roza itna kamzor nahi jo naswar se toot jayega.

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy

pathan: me ne

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

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