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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
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Pakistan k Masael
Pakistan k Masael,
Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,
Gharib Awam
phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
Wat did Clinton say
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
In order to become
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga…
Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga…
Abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do
kal kya pata
Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga…
Bush on 14-12-2008
Bush on 14-12-2008
Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"
Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
Among politicians
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.
Zardari ka naya
Zardari ka naya slogan,
Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
Hell, I never vote
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
Aetzaz Ahsan
Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ...
Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???
Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ... !!!
Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ... ;->
I don"t make
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
mustafee ho gaya
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
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