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PATHAN 2 SARDAR

pathan 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA......
SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI.....
pathan: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA

mary to abi shaadi

pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.

Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

Pathan

New married couple of pathan and pathani:
pathani: hamari shadi ko 24 hourz ho chukay hain
pathan: Aur aisa lagta hai jese abi kal ki bat ho..........

Pathan

Jo eid walay din roza rakhay wo Shetan
or jo Rozay walay din eid mana lay wo pathan
"Express Newz"
Har pathan pe khas nazar

Pathan 1st on Jhaaz

pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

BMW

pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”

pathan

pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

pathan

pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli

Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.

Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?

pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

Sardar pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

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