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Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya

pathan naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

pathan:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

100 Rupay Ka note mila

1 pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"

pathan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

tmhara baap tailor hy

Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua

Pathan In Crore-Pati

pathan In Crore-Pati

Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)

pathan ka murgi beemar huwa

Ek pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...

Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

pathan cought cheating

1 pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)

pathan cought cheating

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

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