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aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

ek pathan apne raks

Ek pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???

pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->

yara hum bohat preshan hai

pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae

Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

i shall never die b4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya

pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

sooraj raat ko kyu nhi nikalta

pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd pathan:

Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->

sms packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz

2. pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !

best shair written on a rickshaw !

"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..

Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai pathan Deewana..." :-D

quaid e azam khan ; )

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

air hostess to pathan in plane

Air Hostess to pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

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