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agar main tumse juda ho jao

Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)

nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

camery wala ha.. :p ;->

sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat

Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

ek pathan mobile company

Ek pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

safar main neend nahi aati hai

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

pathan public toilet gya

pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

pathan naqli note lekar

pathan naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

pathan:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

100 rupay ka note mila

1 pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"

pathan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

ammi ke nic per beva likh diya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

tmhara baap tailor hy

Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!

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