wife SMS Messages534 messages

College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His wife On Her Birthday


&



Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.


Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->
What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)wife?




Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

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Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
Height of embarrasment



Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.

Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.


wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?


Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->