Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
wife: Phone mere liye tha!
wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
