Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
