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Wife: Darling,

wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-

Wife On Wedding

wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

Wife: Suno G, Doctor

wife: Suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->

Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

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If U R Find Gud wife U R Compelete

Otherwise U r Finished .!!

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Husband: Then what happened?

wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..

Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?

wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!

Wife to her friend:

wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

Husband: "Where do

Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->

Wife Pointing At

wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .

After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
wife is earth quake

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