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WIFE:main maeke ja

wife:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar

Wife: i think our daughter

wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->

What is d Diffrnce btwn

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by wife is an ESSAY...

After a quarrel..

After a quarrel..

wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...

MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"

Definition of "WIFE"..............

Definition of "wife"..............

"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->

Wife-1baat bolti hu,

wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi

After returning

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho

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