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Man Receives Telegram

Man Receives Telegram: wife Dead.!

Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->

Wife : Do you want dinner?

wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

wife :Yes and no. . . ;->

Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->

A man inserted

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->

Young Son:

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|

Young Son:

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

wife Opens d Door.

Sharabi asks Who r u?

wife:How dare U 4get Ur wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->

Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Hom

Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home

wife Opens The Door

Sharabi Asks : Who Are U

wife : How Dare U 4get Ur wife

Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS

Love Easy to say

Love Easy to say

Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel

Difficult to deal…

Difficulty is a part of Life…

But That’s the reason…

Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->

I.T.I., Lahore:

I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His wife To CoOk Da Fish..

wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

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