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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

By All Means Marry

If U Get A Gud wife

Uâ€™ll Become Happy

&

If U Get A Bad One

Uâ€™ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->

here Is Some Career Advice

Here Is Some Career Advice

First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

Do What Your wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->

Bhengi Wife:

Bhengi wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi

wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''

Husbnd Make A

Husbnd Make A Call 2 His wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.

Wife : Beggar

wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

Farooq Sattar''s

Farooq Sattar''s wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

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