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Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Wife:

wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->

You Can Control

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur

"`Loose Motion`"

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat

Man1- I Told My wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->

Man Was Complaining 2

Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
''I''d All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My wife Found Out ;)

Bartender: I Think

Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi

A Recently Fired

A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My wife..." ;->

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